Yes Dad...Are you talking to me?
So here’s a funny story! I have an obsession with bugs! I saw this funny looking long bug with a lot of legs. I had a bad feeling about him so I tried to fight him. I won, but he gave me a fat lip. Mom told me he’s called a centipede!
He stung the right side of my mouth, but only got me with one stinger.
Here I am from the front. Not too bad, eh?
Here I am watching tv.
Gimmie my tummy rub!
Tummy rub please!!!